How do you say "kill me now" in Spanish?
Shed roofs on steroidsMr. Reddy Killowatt took one look at the vintage light fixtures which I’d so lovingly been hoarding for over a year now, and declared them unfit for duty. No way. No how. Having dissed my vintage fixtures, he pronounced my expensive ceiling fans unnecessarily unwieldy and complicated. And where, he demanded to know, had the plumbers gone? And why hadn’t they hooked up the hot water heater? And where was the wall sconce for the downstairs bathroom? At that point, I had to go outside for a calming sip of Diet Coke. It was still before noon, so a calming sip of vodka was sorta out of the question. Outside, the twang of country music from Keith’s radio was duelling with the dulcet tones of radio Guadalajara, being played by the painters, who were up on ladders. At least they weren’t dissing me. I think, but am not sure, since my three years of high school Spanish pretty much limits me to phrases like “Si! No habla espanol.” Also–“Si! Mi casa esta todo azul.” I could have asked them “donde esta el cuarto del bano,” but sadly, I already knew the answer to that question. No esta aqui. Much like the plumbers.
Oops. Forgot to Post Dutton-Waller Pix
Cottage Love…and Breeze Update
Cottage Love
Exterior, Dutton-Waller Cottage
I ran down to Tybee this evening to do a walk through of the beach house. Tonight I’m staying at a Mermaid Cottage called Dutton-Waller. Sigh. It’s true love. Built in 1938 and added to the National Register of Historic Places in 2006, DW is a beach house with soul. It’s the beach house The Breeze Inn wants to be when it grows up. This is yet another Jane Coslick/Diane Kaufman creation, and it was restored with so much love, so much thought, so much care, it makes my heart go pitter-patter. Tomorrow when it’s daylight, and before I go over to the Breeze, I’ll walk around and take some pics of all the glorious details to post. Until then, here’s a little cottage porn for your perusal. Dutton-Waller says don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m beautiful.Boxing Day Greetings
Darlene Love on Letterman 2-Nite: Must See TV!
Yessss! The night I wait for every Christmas season. Darlene Love singing the song she owns. CHRISTMAS: BABY PLEASE COME HOME. With the exception of last year, when the writer’s strike was going on, Darlene has appeared on Letterman’s Christmas show every year since 1986 to perform her masterpiece. Last year, thankfully, CBS showed a re-run of her 2006 performance. Folks, it don’t get no better than this. Just in case you are a pathetic little girly-man who has to turn in early this time of year, as a public service, here’s a link to Darlene rockin’ it in 2004. Fix yourself an adult beverage, kick back and relax. No, really. You’re welcome. It’s nothing at all. Merry Christmas!
The Breeze Inn Update
Jane Coslick’s Luscious Little Cottage, as seen in Jan. COASTAL LIVINGMy washstand–too short, too small
The inspiration: Garner Cottage washstand
Kitchen sink–awaiting retro faucets
My other sink search involves the ideal sink for the laundry room. Of course I want an old sink, the kind with the porcelain over cast iron finish, preferably with a drainboard, so that Mr. Mary Kay can clean fish in the laundry room, instead of splattering fishguts all over my pretty shimmering lime kitchen. But the sink cabinet is 36 inches. Closest vintage sink I’ve found so far is 42 inches. Ah well, the hunt will continue. In January, I’ll hit Scott’s Antique Market and look up the guys who sold me my other sink and clawfoot tub. Speaking of Scott’s, did I mention that Katie and I are going flea marketing there with mon amour Eddie Ross in January? Eat your hearts out, fellow junkers. But in the meantime, when we pulled up to the house Friday, I discovered that we have a rosebush in the front yard. I guess I overlooked the puny little stick last time I was there. But this time? Our rose–creamy yellow with peachy pink centers, was in full bloom. Five days before Christmas. I call it an omen of good things to come. P.S. To take a gander at one of Jane Coslick’s genius cottage restorations, check the Jan.Feb. issue of Coastal Living for their piece on Luscious Little Cottage.
Santa Claus sez: it’s Jeanie!
Don’t forget the Holiday Giveaway!
Cmon, you guys! Leave a comment, and take a chance at winning autographed copies of my SAVANNAH trilogy: SAVANNAH BLUES, SAVANNAH BREEZE and BLUE CHRISTMAS. Contest ends tonight at midnight. In the meantime, we’re actually down at Tybee Island right now, to do a walk-through on The Breeze Inn. The bathrooms are tiled, painting has started…so close, and yet so far. Hope to post updated pix this weekend. In the meantime, Don’t forget to go over to Vintage Rescue Squad for a second chance to win. My blog-buddy Vintage Sue is a retro-riffic queen!
